The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0006 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
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Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0015 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0015AAPL
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Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0046AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.51
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0079 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0079AAPL
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Rarity46.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0085 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
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Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0100 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0100AAPL
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Rarity54.34
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0110 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0110AAPL
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Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
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Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0209 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0209AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
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Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0264 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0264AAPL
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
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Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0307 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0307AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.45
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0324 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0324AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
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Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0341 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0341AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
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Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0366 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0366AAPL
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Rarity43.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0382 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0382AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0384 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0384AAPL
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Rarity51.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0413 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0413AAPL
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Rarity40.63
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0425 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0425AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0491 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0491AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0501 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0501AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0508 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0508AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0514 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0514AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0515 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0515AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.87
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0570 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0570AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0582AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0596 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0596AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0624 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0624AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0632 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0632AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0638AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0639 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0639AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0676 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0676AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0701 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0701AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.