The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#0050AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#0537AAPL

#0809AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1282NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1332NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.91

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine

#1369NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.44

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#1469NVDA

INTERN

Rarity64.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky

#1516NVDA

INTERN

Rarity60.61

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#1673NVDA

INTERN

Rarity63.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1801 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#1801NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1987NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2070NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#2086NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2450 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2450TSLA

INTERN

Rarity62.64

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2514TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#2922TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.