The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

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Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0098AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.74

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet

#0145AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine

#0187AAPL

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Rarity52.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0188AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0262 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#0262AAPL

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Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#0334AAPL

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Rarity54.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0392AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal

#0831AAPL

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Rarity54.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0871 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter

#0871AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.33

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0874 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#0874AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0952 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0952AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0997 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0997AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#1013AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1068 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose

#1068AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1117NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1277NVDA

#1296NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1312 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#1312NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.6

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1361 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint

#1361NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1548NVDA

#1555NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1563NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1594 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter

#1594NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky

#1625NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1668NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1820 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#1820NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1936NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2037 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2037NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#2131NVDA

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Rarity54.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#2202NVDA

INTERN

Rarity58.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2203 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.48

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2234 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink

#2234TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#2298TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2320TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2343 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on butter

#2343TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky

#2348TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.19

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

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Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#2548TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2642 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint

#2642TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.71

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2739TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.14

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2740TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal

#2794TSLA

INTERN

Rarity63.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose

#2888TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky

#2947TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.11

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#3059TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#3182TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#3251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#3257TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.