The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0049AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0139AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0188AAPL

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Rarity51.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0308AAPL

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Rarity57.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#0441AAPL

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Rarity63.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0712AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.15

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0809 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0809AAPL

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Rarity55.07

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0912AAPL

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Rarity50

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0925 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#0925AAPL

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Rarity57.64

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0952 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#0952AAPL

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Rarity52.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0997 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0997AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1089 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#1089AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.44

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#1282NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.99

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1313 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1313NVDA

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Rarity49.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#1332NVDA

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Rarity52.91

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1499NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1595 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter

#1595NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.85

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1628NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1987 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink

#1987NVDA

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Rarity61.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2070NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2105 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#2105NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#2133NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2203 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2203NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.48

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2560TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2775TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2793TSLA

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Rarity57.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

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Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#3059TSLA

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Rarity52.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3089TSLA

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Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#3182TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3192TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.