The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0115 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0115AAPL

INTERN

Rarity46.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0220 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0220AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0238 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#0238AAPL

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Rarity55.96

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#0334AAPL

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Rarity54.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0392 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#0392AAPL

INTERN

Rarity47.78

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0490 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#0490AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.96

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#0537AAPL

#1013AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1039AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1117NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.03

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1277NVDA

#1312NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal

#1372NVDA

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Rarity58.26

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1548NVDA

#1563NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#1586NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#1668NVDA

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Rarity50.05

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#1673NVDA

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Rarity63.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1936 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1936NVDA

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Rarity50.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1953 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#1953NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.5

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1991 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#1991NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.67

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2037 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2037NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2055 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#2055NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#2086NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.18

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#2131NVDA

INTERN

Rarity54.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2146 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2146NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.94

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2164 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#2164NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.17

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#2298TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2320TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#2548TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#2922TSLA

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Rarity57.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#3205TSLA

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Rarity56.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#3251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.