The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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EmployerTomcat Motors GlassesNone Headlavender CLEAR ALL

Employee #2234 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink

#2234TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2298 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#2298TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2320 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2320TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.28

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2343 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on butter

#2343TSLA

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Rarity54.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky

#2348TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.19

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2450 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2450TSLA

INTERN

Rarity62.64

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine

#2470TSLA

INTERN

Rarity65.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2514 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#2514TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose

#2548TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2560TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint

#2592TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2642 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint

#2642TSLA

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Rarity56.71

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2739TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.14

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2740TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2745 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal

#2745TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.47

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#2755TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#2775TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2793 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#2793TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal

#2794TSLA

INTERN

Rarity63.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose

#2888TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine

#2922TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.73

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2944 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink

#2944TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky

#2947TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.11

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#3059TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3089 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3089TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.9

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3179 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle

#3179TSLA

INTERN

Rarity49.29

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#3182TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3192TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#3205TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3251 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#3251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.27

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#3257TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3289 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint

#3289TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.37

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.