The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0083AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0210 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0210AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0364 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0364AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0549 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0549AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0574 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0574AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0666 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0666AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0807 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on mint
#0807AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0961 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0961AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0971 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0971AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1144 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1155 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1155NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1416 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#1416NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.79
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1544 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1544NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1780 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1780NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2013 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2013NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2036 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2036NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.25
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2268 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2268TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2409 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2409TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2552 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2552TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2570 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2570TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2977 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2977TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3061 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3061TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3141 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#3141TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3201 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3201TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.68
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3227 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3229 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.