The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0244 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0244AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0430 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0430AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0487 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0487AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0580 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0580AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0622 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0622AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1370 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1370NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1652NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1816NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1840 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1840NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1992 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1992NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2214 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2214NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.9
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2407 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2407TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2562 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2562TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2641 — a pink cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#2641TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.81
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2879 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2879TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3171TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.