The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0897 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0897AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0908 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0908AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.82
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1085 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1723 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1723NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.17
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1816NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1951 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1951NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2266 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2279 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.5
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2453TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2991 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2991TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2996 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2996TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3068 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3068TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3097 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3097TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3101 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#3101TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.