The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0019 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0019AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0249 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0249AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0557 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0557AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0655 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0655AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0706 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0706AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.3
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0714 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0714AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0773 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0773AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.7
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0810 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0810AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0815 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0815AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0964 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0964AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0972 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0972AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0987 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0987AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0995 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#0995AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.22
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1061 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1061AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.69
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1397 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1397NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1403 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1403NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1510 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1510NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1520 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1520NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1755 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1755NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.5
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1846 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1846NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1906 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1906NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1956 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#1956NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2284 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2378TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2414 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2414TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2422 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2422TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2508 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2508TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2781 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2781TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2813 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2813TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2883 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2883TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2894 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2894TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3009 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3009TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3020 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#3020TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3219 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#3219TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3235 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3235TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3263 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3276 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.