The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0184 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0184AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0213 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0213AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.02
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0300 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0300AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0454 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0454AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0505 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0505AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0548AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0637 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0637AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1077 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1111 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1135 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#1135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1183 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1183NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.27
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1213NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1362 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1362NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1690 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1690NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.65
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1761 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1761NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.11
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#1819NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1831 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1831NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.2
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1940 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1940NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1963 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1963NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1989 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1989NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1997 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1997NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2176 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on periwinkle
#2176NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.93
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2269 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2269TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2525 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2525TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2579 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#2579TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3071 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3071TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3183 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3183TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3291 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.