The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0051 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#0051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0058 — a white cat, in a green suit, on periwinkle
#0058AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0084 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0084AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0181 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0181AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0230 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0230AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0251 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0251AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0296AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0328 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0328AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.62
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0344 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0344AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0503 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0503AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0860 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0860AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.17
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0883 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#0883AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.31
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0885 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0885AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0990 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0990AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1017 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1017AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1028 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1103 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1221 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1221NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1280 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#1280NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1329 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1329NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1626 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1626NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1977 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1977NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1988NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#1996NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2113 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2113NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2206 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2206NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2216 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2243TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.86
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2263 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2281 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2281TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.16
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2361 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2361TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.55
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2370TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2477 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2477TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2557 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2557TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2565 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2565TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2596 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2596TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2616 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2616TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2625 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2625TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2638 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2638TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.