The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0051 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#0051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0074 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0074AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0084 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0084AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#0122AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0253 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0253AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0295AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0344 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0344AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0690 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0690AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.74
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0727 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0727AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0850 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0850AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0867 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0867AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.86
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0919 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0919AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0984 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0984AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.62
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1023 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1110 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1210 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1210NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1679 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1679NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2107 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2107NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2492 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2492TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2566 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2566TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2638 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2638TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2838 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2838TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.82
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2855 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2855TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2872TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.11
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2946 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2946TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3026TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3145 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#3145TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.18
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3187 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3187TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 46 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.