The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
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Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
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Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1164 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1164NVDA
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Rarity42.92
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink
#1180NVDA
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
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Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1204NVDA
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Rarity42.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1210 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1210NVDA
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Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1221 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1221NVDA
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Rarity41.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1223NVDA
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Rarity40.7
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
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Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1262 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1262NVDA
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Rarity51.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1280 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#1280NVDA
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Rarity50.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1326 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1326NVDA
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Rarity39.57
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1329 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1329NVDA
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Rarity36.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1333 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1333NVDA
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Rarity50.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1335NVDA
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Rarity46.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1350 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1350NVDA
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Rarity36.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
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Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
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Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1393 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on butter
#1393NVDA
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Rarity47.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
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Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1445 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1445NVDA
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Rarity42.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1458 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1458NVDA
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Rarity44.68
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1461 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1461NVDA
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Rarity41.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
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Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1488 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1488NVDA
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Rarity36.03
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
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Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
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Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
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Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1542 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1542NVDA
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Rarity44.99
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#1573NVDA
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Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
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Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1623 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1623NVDA
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Rarity42.52
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1626 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1626NVDA
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Rarity47.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1679 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1679NVDA
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Rarity40.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
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Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1733 — a white cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1733NVDA
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Rarity55.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
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Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1748 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on hot pink
#1748NVDA
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Rarity55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
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Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1759 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1759NVDA
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Rarity42.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
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Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1771 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#1771NVDA
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Rarity51.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
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Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1786 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1786NVDA
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Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1791 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1791NVDA
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Rarity42.69
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
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Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1848 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1848NVDA
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1924 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1924NVDA
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1966 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1966NVDA
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1977 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1977NVDA
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Rarity44.37
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1988NVDA
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Rarity39.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#1996NVDA
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Rarity47.96
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
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Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.