The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2224 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2224TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2236 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2236TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2244 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2244TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.07
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2258 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2259 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2267 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2267TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.24
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2270 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2270TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2279 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2279TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.5
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2287 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2302 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on periwinkle
#2302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2312 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2312TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2333 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2338 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2338TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2353 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2353TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2354 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#2354TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2373 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on butter
#2373TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2375 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2375TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2377 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2377TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.5
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2387 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2387TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2397 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2397TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2424TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2437 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2437TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.26
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2438 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2438TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2476 — a white cat, in a green suit, on mint
#2476TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2496TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2503 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2503TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2511 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2511TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2539 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2539TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2558 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2558TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2592 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2592TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2630 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2630TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.92
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2640 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2640TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.06
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2645 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2645TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2660 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2660TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2695 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2695TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2699 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2699TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2706 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2706TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2710 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#2710TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2731 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2731TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2745 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2745TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.47
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#2755TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2764 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2764TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2775TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2788 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#2788TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2813 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2813TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2821TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.