The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0003 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0003AAPL
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Rarity49.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0007AAPL
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Rarity51.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
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Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
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Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
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Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
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Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
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Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
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Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
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Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
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Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0046 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0046AAPL
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Rarity39.51
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0048 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0048AAPL
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Rarity59.27
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0049 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0049AAPL
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
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Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0062 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0062AAPL
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Rarity49.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0067AAPL
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Rarity51.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
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Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0093 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0093AAPL
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Rarity50.2
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0096AAPL
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Rarity54.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
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Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0108 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0108AAPL
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Rarity40.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0109AAPL
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Rarity43.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0116 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0116AAPL
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Rarity35.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0124 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0124AAPL
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Rarity43.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0130AAPL
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Rarity48.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
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Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0138 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0138AAPL
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Rarity42.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0145 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0145AAPL
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Rarity47.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0147 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0147AAPL
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0158 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0158AAPL
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Rarity51.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0159 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0159AAPL
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Rarity41.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0162 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0162AAPL
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0163AAPL
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Rarity43.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
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Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0168 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0168AAPL
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Rarity46.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0172 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0172AAPL
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Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
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Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
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Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
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Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0191 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0191AAPL
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Rarity41.45
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink
#0196AAPL
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Rarity54.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0202AAPL
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Rarity38.08
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0203 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0203AAPL
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Rarity44.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
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Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
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Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
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Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
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Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0239 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0239AAPL
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Rarity43.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0242 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0242AAPL
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Rarity37.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0246 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#0246AAPL
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Rarity44.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0249 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0249AAPL
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Rarity46.35
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0253 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0253AAPL
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Rarity49.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
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Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.