The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#0022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0033 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#0033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0851 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0851AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0941 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0941AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.01
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1831 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1831NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.2
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1892 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1892NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1940 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1940NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.