The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0165 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0165AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.05
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0350 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0350AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0523 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0523AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0622 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0622AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0814 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0814AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1258 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1258NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1412 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1412NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.81
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1952 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1952NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.33
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2211 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2219 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2289 — a white cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2289TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.