The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0251 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0251AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0268AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0457 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0457AAPL
INTERN
Rarity68.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0731 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0731AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0772 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0772AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0797 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0797AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.47
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0980 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0980AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1223NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.7
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1284 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1284NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1530 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1530NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1551NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1588 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1588NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.29
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1603 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1603NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1767 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1767NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1773 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1773NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1782 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1782NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2739 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2739TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.14
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2743 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2743TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2828 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#2828TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3004 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3004TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3105 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3105TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3225 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#3225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3248 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.