The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED
price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet
Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0577 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0577AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0597 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0597AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0753 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle
#0753AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1098 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1364 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#1364NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1439 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1439NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1605 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1605NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.1
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1865 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1865NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2066 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2066NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2167 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on rose
#2167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2494 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2494TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2558 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2558TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2734 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2734TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2930 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2930TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3094 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3094TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.