The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0001 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.22
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0020 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0020AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0095 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0332 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0332AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.76
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0359 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0359AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0463 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0463AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0522 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0522AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0559 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0559AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.17
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
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Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0659 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0659AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0785 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0785AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0927AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1008 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1008AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1055 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1236 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1236NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1253 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1253NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1296 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1296NVDA
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Rarity52.62
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
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Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
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Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1535 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1535NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1592 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1592NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1717 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1717NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.11
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1725 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1725NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1728 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1728NVDA
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Rarity45.11
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1820 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1820NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.9
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1825 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1825NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.23
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1924 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1924NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2034 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2034NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2078 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2078NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2082 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2082NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2087 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2087NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2117 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2132 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.07
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2177 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2259 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2259TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.96
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2261 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2275 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2325 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2478 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2478TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.