The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2289 — a white cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2289TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2313 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on charcoal
#2313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2366TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.01
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2455 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2455TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.96
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2494 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2494TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2558 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2558TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2560TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2569 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2569TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2572 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2572TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2574 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2574TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2715 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2715TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2724 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2724TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2729 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2729TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.05
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2731 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2731TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2734 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2734TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2748 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2748TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2770 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2770TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.45
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2773 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#2773TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2930 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2930TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2952 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#2952TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.29
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2955 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2955TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink
#2986TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2999 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2999TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.29
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3054 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#3054TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3094 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3094TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3104 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3104TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3109 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3109TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3239 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3330 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#3330TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.81
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3333 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#3333TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.58
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.