The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky

#0044AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter

#0052AAPL

#0058AAPL

#0131AAPL

#0162AAPL

#0318AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#0460AAPL

#0487AAPL

#0544AAPL

#0773AAPL

#0807AAPL

#0834AAPL

#0933AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#0945AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.91

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1113 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink

#1113NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.17

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal

#1141NVDA

#1209NVDA

#1234NVDA

#1325NVDA

#1733NVDA

#1956NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky

#2027NVDA

#2031NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal

#2063NVDA

#2343TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2350 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on hot pink

#2350TSLA

INTERN

Rarity51.92

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2373 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on butter

#2373TSLA

#2476TSLA

#2553TSLA

#2599TSLA

#2641TSLA

#2654TSLA

#2722TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2900 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on charcoal

#2900TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.45

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #3202 — a cream cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#3202TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.29

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.