The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0098 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0130AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0342AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0548AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#0846AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0974 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on butter
#0974AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1097 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1381 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1381NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1589 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1589NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1615 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1615NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1625NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1975 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#1975NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2240 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#2240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.09
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2285 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2335 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#2335TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2385 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2385TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2449 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2449TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.24
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2719 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2719TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.6
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine
#2871TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2895 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2895TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3292 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#3292TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.87
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 29 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.