The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0236 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0236AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0268AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0269 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0269AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0373 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0373AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0486 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0486AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0563 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0563AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0717 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0717AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0779 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#0779AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0794 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#0794AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0871 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#0871AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1453 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1453NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.69
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1663 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1663NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1745 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1745NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.63
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1753 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1753NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1787 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1787NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2005 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2005NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2150 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2152 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#2152NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2232 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.59
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2348TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2454 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2454TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2950 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2950TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2982 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2982TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3053 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3053TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3058 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3058TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3177 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3177TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3294 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.