The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt

#0053AAPL

#0122AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0246 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#0246AAPL

#0262AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0327 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal

#0327AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.46

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt

#0343AAPL

#0378AAPL

#0396AAPL

#0412AAPL

#0619AAPL

#0666AAPL

#0709AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky

#0744AAPL

#0865AAPL

#0948AAPL

#0995AAPL

#1135NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#1163NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.76

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1180 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink

#1180NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.94

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1198 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal

#1198NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.86

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1213 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on hot pink

#1213NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.98

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1280 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on butter

#1280NVDA

#1303NVDA

#1413NVDA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#1469NVDA

INTERN

Rarity64.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#1573NVDA

#1702NVDA

#1790NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1842 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal

#1842NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.29

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2021 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#2021NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.65

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2170 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on mint

#2170NVDA

#2176NVDA

#2183NVDA

#2201NVDA

#2317TSLA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#2506TSLA

#2565TSLA

#2579TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt

#2597TSLA

#2711TSLA

#2730TSLA

#2740TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#2755TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#2978TSLA

#2987TSLA

#2990TSLA

#3032TSLA

#3093TSLA

#3102TSLA

#3145TSLA

#3147TSLA

#3270TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3316 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal

#3316TSLA

INTERN

Rarity48.88

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 53 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.