The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0007 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink

#0007AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.49

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0022 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on hot pink

#0022AAPL

INTERN

Rarity64.14

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky

#0044AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0051 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal

#0051AAPL

INTERN

Rarity56.94

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0052 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on butter

#0052AAPL

#0053AAPL

#0058AAPL

#0098AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0122 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine

#0122AAPL

INTERN

Rarity50.09

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0130 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0130AAPL

#0131AAPL

#0149AAPL

#0162AAPL

#0195AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0196 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on hot pink

#0196AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.85

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0209 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on periwinkle

#0209AAPL

#0246AAPL

#0262AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky

#0287AAPL

#0318AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0327 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal

#0327AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.46

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0342 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0342AAPL

#0343AAPL

#0378AAPL

#0396AAPL

#0398AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0400 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal

#0400AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.52

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0412 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky

#0412AAPL

#0434AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0460 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#0460AAPL

#0477AAPL

#0487AAPL

#0544AAPL

#0548AAPL

#0619AAPL

#0627AAPL

#0656AAPL

#0666AAPL

#0700AAPL

#0709AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky

#0744AAPL

#0745AAPL

#0753AAPL

#0773AAPL

#0807AAPL

#0823AAPL

#0834AAPL

#0844AAPL

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0846 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle

#0846AAPL

#0847AAPL

#0848AAPL

#0865AAPL

#0883AAPL

#0933AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet

#0945AAPL

INTERN

Rarity52.91

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose

#0948AAPL

#0974AAPL

#0995AAPL

#1003AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky

#1026AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.22

Rarest: mint 12.2%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.