The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0027 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.2
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0402 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0402AAPL
INTERN
Rarity70.35
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0900 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0900AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1382 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1382NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.04
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1484 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1484NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1566 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1566NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1658 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1658NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.15
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1703 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1703NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.66
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1736 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1736NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1760 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1760NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.95
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1887 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1887NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1891 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1891NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.86
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2094 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2094NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2144 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2376 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2376TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3056 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#3056TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.57
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.