The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0219 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0219AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0340 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0340AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0444 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0444AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.51
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0538 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0538AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.19
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0539 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0539AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0552 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0552AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0642 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0642AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0729 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0729AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0888 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0888AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1051 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.