The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0339 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0339AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0951 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0951AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.74
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1015 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1015AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.51
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1022 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1534 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1534NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1567 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1567NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1878 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1878NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2309 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2309TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.34
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2498 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2498TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2567 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2567TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2578 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2578TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.38
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2746 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2746TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3095 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3095TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3166 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#3166TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.