The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0040 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0120 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0120AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0155 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0155AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0167 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0167AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.99
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0257 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0257AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0276 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0276AAPL
INTERN
Rarity72.84
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0414 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0414AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0417 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0417AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0587AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0642 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0642AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0649 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0649AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0672 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0672AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0739 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0739AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0763AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0880 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0880AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.35
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0900 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0900AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0950 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0950AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1031 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1031AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1086 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1086AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.