The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0018 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0018AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0134 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0134AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0386 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0386AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.56
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0410 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0410AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0528AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0769 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0769AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0926 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0926AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1216 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1217 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1451 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1451NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1850 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1850NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.39
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1891 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1891NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.86
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2265 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3062 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3062TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3137TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.