The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0026 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0112 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0112AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0222 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0222AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0339 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0339AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0616 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0616AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.7
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0646 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0646AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0841 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0841AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0879 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0879AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1051 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1091 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1091AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1093 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1246 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1246NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1292 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1292NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.99
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1327 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1327NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1921 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1921NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2023NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2171 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.58
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2318 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3075 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3075TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.