The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0005 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0112 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0112AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0157 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0157AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.79
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0183 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0183AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0267AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0292 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0292AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.71
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0315 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0315AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0339 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0339AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0406 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0406AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0507 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0507AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0527 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0527AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0528 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0528AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0608 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#0608AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1075 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1075AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.44
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1093 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1093AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1132 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1132NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1217 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.21
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1442 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1442NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1450 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1450NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1553NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.74
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1629 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1629NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1964 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1964NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1973 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1973NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2023NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2182 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2362 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2362TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2686 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2686TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3075 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3075TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3137TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.