The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2262 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2262TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2265 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2271 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2299 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2318 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2318TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2326 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2352TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2362 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2362TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2369 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2369TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2386 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2386TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2452 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2452TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2466 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2466TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2504 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2504TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2507 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2507TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2512 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2512TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2582 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2582TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2633 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2633TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2655 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2655TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2662 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#2662TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.21
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2686 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2686TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2690 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2690TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.53
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2712 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2712TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.95
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2760 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2760TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2785 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2785TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2819 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#2819TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2831 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#2831TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.09
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2853 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2853TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.22
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2960 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2960TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.54
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2965 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2965TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2985 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2985TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3022 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3022TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.11
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3062 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3062TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3069 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3069TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.27
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3075 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3075TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#3137TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3271 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3271TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 46 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.