The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1162 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1162NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1182 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1182NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1208 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1208NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.85
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1352NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.83
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1399 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1399NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1418 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1418NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1423 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1423NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1489 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1489NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1597 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1597NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1736 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1736NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1752 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#1752NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1754 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal
#1754NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1890 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1890NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1934 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1934NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1982 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1982NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2028NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.