The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0068 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0068AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0282 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0282AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.76
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1112 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1634 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1634NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1965 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1965NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2053 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2053NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2191 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2522 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2522TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2595 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2595TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2772TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.4
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2891 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2891TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3047 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3047TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3217 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3217TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3264 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.8
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.