The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0089 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0089AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0189 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0189AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.19
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0301 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0301AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0312 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0312AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0354 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0354AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0427 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0427AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0475 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0475AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0483 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0483AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0484 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0484AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0553 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0553AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0581 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0581AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0593 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0593AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0601 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0601AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.19
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0673 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0673AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0691 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0691AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0776 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0776AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.48
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0783 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0783AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.46
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
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Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0826 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0826AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.05
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0991 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0991AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1010 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.