The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2396 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2396TSLA
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Rarity44.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2482TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2516 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2516TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2591 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2591TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2733 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2733TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2782 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2782TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2929 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2929TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2975 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2975TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3000 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3000TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.7
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3092 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3092TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3099 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3099TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.93
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3110 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3110TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3138 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3138TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3180 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3180TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3221 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3221TSLA
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Rarity62.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3293 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3302 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3302TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3327 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.