The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

Hire a catHIRING CLOSED
price — $MEOWmax 10 per wallet
Browser

Filter the floor

Filters live in the URL, so a filtered view can be copied out of the address bar and sent to someone.

Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0254 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0254AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0415 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0415AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.85
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0438 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0438AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1269NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1719 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1719NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1833 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1833NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2143 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2143NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2337TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.32
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2358TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2752 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2752TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2956 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2956TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.