The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1526 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1526NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.62
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1692 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1692NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2307 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2307TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2436 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2436TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2756 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2756TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.18
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3012 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3012TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3016 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3016TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.