The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0072 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0072AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.4
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0206 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0206AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0250AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0323 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0323AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0569 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0569AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0687 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0687AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0799 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0799AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.63
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.