The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0904 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0904AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #0905 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0905AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0909 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0909AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0989AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1543 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1543NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1574 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1574NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1925 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1925NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2052 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2052NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2429 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2429TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.