The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0024 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.39
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.18
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0357 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0357AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0504 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0504AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0893 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0893AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0963 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0963AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.26
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1004 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1004AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1604 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1604NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1705 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1705NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1901 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1901NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1925 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1925NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2002 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2002NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2052 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2052NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2448 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2448TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2684 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2684TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2948 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2948TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3042 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3042TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3080 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3080TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3122 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3122TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3144 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3144TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3260 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.