The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0170 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0170AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0200AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0447 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0447AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0480 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0480AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0529 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0529AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0775 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#0775AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0862 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0862AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1160 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.3
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1808 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1808NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1864 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1864NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.19
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1875 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1875NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2705 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2705TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2830 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2830TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3082 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3082TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3086 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3086TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.26
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3169 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#3169TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.