The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1138 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1138NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1224 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1224NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1233 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1233NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1291 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1291NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1319 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1319NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1348NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1377 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1377NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1394 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1394NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1424 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1424NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1475 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1475NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1480 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1480NVDA
INTERN
Rarity37.95
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1481NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1501 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1501NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1538 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1538NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1564NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1768 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1768NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1804 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1804NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1858 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1858NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1944 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1944NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1949 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1949NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2044 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2044NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2128 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2179 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.04
Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.