The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0029AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0068 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0068AAPL
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Rarity52.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0206 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0206AAPL
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Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
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Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0283 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0283AAPL
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Rarity45.7
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
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Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0647 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0647AAPL
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Rarity47.97
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
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Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1634 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1634NVDA
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Rarity63.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
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Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2191 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2237 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2396 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2396TSLA
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Rarity44.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2399 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2399TSLA
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Rarity48.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2735 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2735TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.7
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2744 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2744TSLA
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Rarity56.42
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2768 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2768TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.95
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2889 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2889TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2891 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2891TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2953 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2953TSLA
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Rarity49.6
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3012 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3012TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3047 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3047TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
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Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
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Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3247 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3264 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3264TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.8
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3277 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#3277TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.43
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.