The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0036 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#0036AAPL

INTERN

Rarity55.75

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #0054 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#0054AAPL

#0087AAPL

#0385AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint

#0409AAPL

#0439AAPL

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #0485 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#0485AAPL

INTERN

Rarity42.13

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #0551 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#0551AAPL

#0738AAPL

#0822AAPL

#0937AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#0989AAPL

#1018AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1151 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#1151NVDA

#1347NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1348NVDA

#1371NVDA

#1398NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1554NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.87

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1564 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter

#1564NVDA

#1664NVDA

Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%

Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1687NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1815 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#1815NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.03

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#2134NVDA

#2209NVDA

#2304TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2400TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2482TSLA

#2538TSLA

#2546TSLA

#2583TSLA

#2604TSLA

#2976TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#3126TSLA

#3148TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 35 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.