The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
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Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0271 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0271AAPL
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Rarity39.34
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0312 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0312AAPL
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Rarity49.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0314 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0314AAPL
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Rarity49
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0323 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0323AAPL
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
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Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0607 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0607AAPL
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Rarity42.02
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0758 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0758AAPL
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Rarity59.38
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0788 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0788AAPL
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Rarity41.79
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0799 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0799AAPL
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Rarity44.63
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
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Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
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Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0934 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0934AAPL
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Rarity50.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0998 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0998AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1036 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1036AAPL
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Rarity42.63
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
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Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1062 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1062AAPL
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Rarity61.65
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
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Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1260 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1260NVDA
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Rarity53.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1269 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1269NVDA
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Rarity48.38
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1338 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1338NVDA
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Rarity49.33
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1346 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1346NVDA
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Rarity45.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1437 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1437NVDA
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Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1616NVDA
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Rarity50.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1622NVDA
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Rarity54.33
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1766 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1766NVDA
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Rarity54.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
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Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1849 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1849NVDA
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Rarity47.31
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
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Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
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Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2109 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2109NVDA
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
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Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
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Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
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Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
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Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2337 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2337TSLA
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Rarity55.32
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2359 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2359TSLA
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Rarity47.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2421 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2421TSLA
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Rarity40.83
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
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Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
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Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
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Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
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Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2698 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2698TSLA
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Rarity56.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
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Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2784 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2784TSLA
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Rarity52.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2786 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2786TSLA
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Rarity47.53
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2841TSLA
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Rarity59.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2896 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2896TSLA
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Rarity51.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2897TSLA
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Rarity59.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
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Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
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Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2958 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2958TSLA
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Rarity47.95
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
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Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3055 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3055TSLA
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Rarity46.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3072 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3072TSLA
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Rarity50.46
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3194TSLA
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Rarity56.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.