The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0092 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0092AAPL
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Rarity45.92
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0186 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0186AAPL
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Rarity51.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0190 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0190AAPL
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Rarity50.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0206 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0206AAPL
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Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0226 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0226AAPL
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Rarity51.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0256 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0256AAPL
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Rarity47.73
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
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Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0385 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0385AAPL
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Rarity54.14
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0405 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0405AAPL
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Rarity40.27
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0411 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0411AAPL
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Rarity50.33
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0438 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0438AAPL
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Rarity54.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0475 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0475AAPL
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Rarity46.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
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Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
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Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
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Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
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Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0787 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0787AAPL
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Rarity48.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0821 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0821AAPL
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Rarity43.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
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Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0918 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0918AAPL
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Rarity42.61
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0962 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0962AAPL
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Rarity50.17
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
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Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1001 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1001AAPL
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Rarity51.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1004 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1004AAPL
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Rarity49.9
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1040 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1040AAPL
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Rarity41.91
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
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Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1049 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1049AAPL
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Rarity52.5
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1069 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1069AAPL
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Rarity58.59
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
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Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1127 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1127NVDA
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1139 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1139NVDA
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Rarity48.69
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1207NVDA
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Rarity48.75
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1225 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1225NVDA
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Rarity41.42
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1241 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1241NVDA
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Rarity52.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
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Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
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Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
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Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1405 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1405NVDA
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Rarity57.25
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1409 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1409NVDA
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Rarity51.06
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
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Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1440 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1440NVDA
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Rarity55.95
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1454 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1454NVDA
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Rarity40.92
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
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Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1476 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1476NVDA
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Rarity54.67
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1526 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1526NVDA
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Rarity61.62
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1532 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1532NVDA
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Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1538 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1538NVDA
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Rarity45.76
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1545 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1545NVDA
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Rarity47.57
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1578 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1578NVDA
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Rarity61.92
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1630 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1630NVDA
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Rarity48.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1653NVDA
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Rarity67.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1664 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1664NVDA
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Rarity41.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1672 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1672NVDA
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Rarity54.5
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
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Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
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Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1876 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1876NVDA
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Rarity66.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1896 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1896NVDA
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Rarity49.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1935 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1935NVDA
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Rarity52.11
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2011NVDA
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Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.